Roshan Mishra

What’s wrong man

You all okay

bro

there’s a very small chance she’s pregnant

You’re joking right?

But you said you haven’t had sex right?

brok like

i’m pretty sure i might’ve had a bit of sperm on my finger

when i fingered her

and she was in her fertile phase

and her period is two days late

oiii

Shiit

Are u gonna get a plan b

bro idk

i asked ai it said it’s like insanely unlikely or close to zero

Ai come on bro but I also don’t think it’s a high chance either

Tbf I don’t know about girls periods stuff but I don’t think so

I’m guessing she’s very scared as well just try to like figure somethin out

it was precum so it should be good

like it’s a lower chance

Like if you ever need me I’m here for you but bro I ain’t ready to a uncle either

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Straight from the undies wasn’t it

mhm

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Come on don’t say that

There’s always a solution a plan B

But don’t go out like that man remember what we was talking about you gotta go out lookin cool

can a plan b still work

when ur like a week pregnant

It works for a long range of time yeah

but i feel bad tho

rmbr what charlie kirk said

nah THIS was legit unlucky if she’s ppregnwnt

i didn’t even crack

nah fuck this shi i’m not even gonna crack

Yeah this is some crazy Shi honestly

But no I think a plan B should do it but don’t stress seriously it will all work out

apparently if ur period is late by a week then u should do a pregnancy test

okay okay

and i can’t even explain ts asw

no one is gonna believe me

imagine mr kruis

and stuff

They don’t gotta know bro cause have some faith

okay okay

But nah imagine Mr maslin tho😭😭

bro ts was unlucky

her period better come soon

Bro maybe it’s just some random event I mean who knows

So don’t stress unless she’s actually pregnant

if she is i’m legit roping

Bro don’t you’ll literally find a solution that is better for everyone

where do u even buy plan bs from

Chemists

I’m sure if you just tell the person at the front desk they’ll sell you one

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bro

there’s no way she’s pregnant

Yeah she probably ain’t

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LETS GO

she got her period

Ayy shit bro I know you was on the verge of tears

Nah now you’ve done some I haven’t experienced

LETS GOOO

bro it was actually stressful

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I haven’t experienced so I don’t know tbh

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is that dandruff

No bro bleach

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Bro I’m actually fuckin orange

yoo

wait send me a better photo

I’m dying it brown now but yeah

yo

they can both come next sunday

Ay sweet

i’ll ask my dad tmr or smth

I’m all clear to go

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Oh

‘Hey siri call my girlfriend”, Siri”… which one?

Dam it bro I messed it up by not having the right image

Just check TikTok

i can go city

but i got tutoring 10-12 on sunday so we can catch a train at 1ish

Yeah sounds good

wait they wanna take a bus together

we can take a bus to devon from staton

Brah

Yeah whatevs I don’t mind tbh

talk to pari in the gc

get some smal talk gif

going

I’m scared

bro stop being nonch

like fr

Nah bro who cares

Bro it’s so akward

bro js say smth

I normally wait for others to make a move

alr alr

And I’ve lost my touch

Oi bro also my hair is actually fuckdd

It’s some orange

wait let me see

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that’s not bad

I’m going back to black I should of never dyed it

It regular lighting its vomit color

bro js say like

hi pari js troll if ykwim

she’ll know ur trolling

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yo

can u do saturday

for the woman

two man

it would work better than sunday

I’m coming back on the Saturday

when

On the Saturday

Like evening

I’m driving from Syd to Melb

alr alr

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yo on sunday js walk down to the train station and act like were taking it for my parents to see

then we can dip on the bus once they leave

Bro

I’m literally gonna be cracking up the entire time

wdym

But nah I get that my parents used to do that as well bro

most likely they’ll dip they trust u

but js in case

Let’s try and go at a time where the train is taking too long so we catch a bus or we can catch the bus to like Nunawading from Blackburn and do the route that Mitchell did remeber that

bro they’re gonna leave

once they drop me it’s fine

it’s js incase

i’ll show u what i mean

walk down that thing

Yeah yeah that’s just a fail safe

and they tell leave

yeah

ik the route

it’s the station one and it’ll go up to devon

where we meet them

Yeah sure

Bro

I’m gonna get checked for kidney stones

Literally horrible pain in my back and in my ball sac

bro what

r u okay bro

Yeah I’m gonna get myself checked up but no actually pains so bad

Bro I literally got my balls fondled with

Had my first ever physical

bro

wait is it kidney stones

Yeah that’s why I’m gonna go hospital to go get checked out

by who

A go

Go

girl or guy

But they said I’m unfit to travel so I can’t go to Sydney

Girl bro

how old

bro what

Like 30/

was she bad

Pain is too severe

Like sorta

feel bad

what race

when r they gone

I don’t know yet I’m gonna get checked out later today

yo

could possibly

js stand at blackburn station on sunday at like one and then u can go home

js soy parents can see

I’m still in the hospital man

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ale all good man

good luck

Thanks man shit always has to happen at the worst times

nga reasons

to pari

in the gc feel bad

Oh yeah

yo do not post any kidney stones stuff on ur story tmr

i already know my brother is gonna see

and then know i’m not with you

I’m not gonna post anything about it no one needs to know

Yeah of course if you need a alibi just lemme know I’ll help you out

alr alr thanks bro

js it confirmed its kidney stones?

Nah it’s not it’s some testicular problem

actuals?

is there any like

But if I don’t like take care of myself I’m at risk of testicular torsion

options to what it could be

ouch bro

It’s just unlucky I’ll be showing up at school on like Thursday or Friday

alr alr

dyk what it is

But it’s all good I’ll just thug it out nothing is gonna stop me

It’s on the diagnosis letter pull it up like threw

It’s nothing serious if I just take the meds and be careful thankfully

But have fun tmmrw bro enjoy and if you need anything ask im here for ya

alr alr

thanks bro

hopefully it’s nth serious

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Yeah anytime

is the two year age gap weird

idk bro i keep thinking abt it

It’s only weird if you think it’s weird like literally who cares what others think bro if you like genuinely enjoy being with her and want to be her boyfriend then just focus on her and the things that matter most in your life

If you think it’s bothering you a lot speak to her about it and see what she thinks

I’m sure she’d appreciate it a lot if you tell her about it

alr alr

we had a convo abt it

i do rlly like her bro idk

it js feels weird like

imagine i’m 18

and my boys all have gfs who are like 18 and stuff

and then i have to say my girl is 16

ykwim

I guarantee you no one would really care that much if you just tell them you’ve been dating for years then it’s fine

It’s not illegal or anything

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I mean a lot of people at 18 don’t even have girls man your still basically a child at that age

Honestly bro personally I don’t think it matters one bit in the slightest but it’s up to you really I get that it can sound weird but end of the day does it really matted?

nah it doesn’t it’s js idk how

people would

see me ykwim

i don’t want them thinking i’m a bad person or a pedo

Why would anyone think your a pedo 2 years is a perfectly normal age gap

I get the whole if your in college and she’s in highschool thing but yeah I get that it sounds weird on paper and might be weird but honestly bro I don’t even know what I’d do cause like I’m sure you don’t wanna end the relationship but you also don’t want a label either but your forgetting the whole thing is that it’s only a year age gap in reality

yeah idec anymore

thanks tho bro

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Yeah of course anytime man I’m wise as can be

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r u down to go tonproofiction?

production

Today or tmmrw

Cause tmmrw I’ll go fo sure

tmr

mitch and adit. cbf

so it’ll js be me and i

u

Yeah sure

How much is it tho

12

eavh

I’ll find a way

alr nga

i have to cop by today i’m pretty sure

Nah they just said we can walk in or some shit

bro idk if i should go or not

I’m not gonna go if you don’t I am not going on my own

bro i’ll see at like 7

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Yeah sure

wait

oi

r u down for the two man

we’ll meet at 4 at the train station or smth and then dip

and then i’ll js tell my parents i was at

the production

Yeah in school uniform as well

not 4 like 6 but ykwim

Bro I got no good clothes but yeah I think we can do the two man tmmrw I don’t mind

its all g bro it doesn’t matter

she said she’ll have to see or smth

Alr sure just lemme know

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Was that when he said he walked in the rain to look cool

ye i think

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Nah Vedant as well bro 😭😭

vayun

bro lowkey

it might be risky

b. everyone will be at the station

from our school

to go production

I mean like barely anyone is actually going to watch it but yeah I guess that’s true

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wrong guy pal

Bro there’s no one else in our friendgroup with a girl

bro boggs

do u wanna go to production

u can buy tickets there

Brah

Is anyone else going

nate is

bro well js goon around

idrc

I’ll see how much are filets

12

Alr

nga yes or no

Yeah I can go

Needed a money transfer

r u down

Yes

What time

like

7

630

Alr

bro should we go i legit don’t know

If you don’t wanna go don’t bro like this is gonna be my last 12

FINE

we won’t go

Alr alr

Bro I’m saving my money for the two man

yo rosh

i need a favour

I’m listening

can u come to westfield doncaster on saturday at like 11 or 12

and then u can dip i js wanna go to her house

Why can’t we just do the two man that weekend

i’ll ask

but if pari can’t

can u do that PLEASE

pari probs can’t

and she has work so

Bro like maybe

alr alr

Why can’t you go on ur own?

its js in case bc im saying im hanging out w i

u

in doncaster

Alr alr just remind me tmmrw if Mitchell or Nate can pull up then sweet cause then we can just hang out

alr mitch probs cbf

we’ll see

If he says yeah I’ll go

it’s fine if u don’t wanna go tho

We’ll see man

alr

yo do u wanna go production

i lowkey js got some motivation to go

Not really bro I’m literally posted up making some food

it’s at 630

it’s fine if u don’t wanna tho

Tbh I don’t wanna go man

alr alr al good

Sorry brah thanks tho

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I literally will this term I won’t even have to say anything as well the marks will speak for themselves

do u have any past experience

for jobs

apart from kfc

she said she’ll ask her mum for interview

Not really tbh

But I’m hardworking won’t argue and do my job without any question

I’m literally the perfect employee

bro she said it’s good ur at kfc

you’ll probs get an interview

or the trial shift

Seriosuly?

go talk to her

rn

Bro tell her i appreciate it so much and am so thankful

Huh?

say it urself

Bro she’s walking away

And I’m on train

alr lmao

Bro just say I was gonna thank her but had ti catch train

Nah tho actually thank you so much

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i’ll work at 2elements if u get accepted

maybe

Actuals nah that’d be so fun you can’t even lie

yea that would be good

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she said it might take a few weeks tho

there’s some problems at the place or smth

It’s fine bro jobs a job

i can hang out w u or her after work asw

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Nah it’d actually be fun as

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what r u gonna tell ur parents

like how u got the job

Friend of a friend

ur friends gf?

alr alr

Or I can just friends gf it’s not that deep

alr alr

Nah what would your parents say if you got caught

idek

i might js tell them idk

bro if she wasn’t in year 9 i would’ve told them

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I reckon most parents would say it’s like some teenage romance thing and just brush it off

ye but ye

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yo

i’m pretty sure u got an interview btw

Yeah I got a trial Thing tmmrw at 4

it’ll probs be an interview and then a trial

ye

Nah I gotta dress up nicely and actually look presentable for once

bro do not sell ts

i legit gave y some kevin de bruynr pass

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Nah I got this bro gonna freshen up on my charm and everything and get this bro my bank balance is on the line

they’re not too strict i don’t think

u got this

Nah but if I have to shave bro

why

u don’t have to

U sure?

NIGGA U DONT HAVE TO

Some places think it’s dirty

But I reckon mine looks clean enough

there’s like theee fuys with goatees there

Actuals oh thank the lord then

Nah actually thank you bro

I’ve thanked your girl a bunch but seriously thanks man love you bro

all good bro

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I mean thanks for calling me the funniest guy you know

yo lowkey idk if u should tell mitch abt the job

hc he asked me a while back if he could work there but i said nah bc i wasn’t as close with her

he might get pissed if he saw u got it

If I get the job I’ll tell him yeah

bro u better name ur son. or smth after m

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i’m jk

i’m going tmr btw i’ll js say ur there and then js dip

Roshan aaryan singh mishra jr what a name dont you think

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At 5?

bro at 12

i’m going to her house

and then leaving

when she goes to work

Ohh right

Nah I’m actually kinda nervous bro I don’t wanna mess up this chance

you won’t bro

they don’t care that much as long as ur not unreliable

and stuff

u got this bro dw

js be chill

Bro you’ve seen in public I’m literally some perfect employee

js be confident

dw abt it

if you don’t get the job it’s fine it’s not the end of the world

I mean I’m always confident I’m literally some chadlight

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bro WHAT

did u tell ur parents abt tmr

Yes

the job

Yeah I did

what did they say

‘good on you roshan’

Didn’t really care tbh

Dad just said good luck

But mums in Syd

o yea

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Looks like Louie

nigga

no he doesn’t

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Bro bro bro bro

what

Should I actually put Roshibrah on the back of my jacket

yes

do it

Okay sure

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Yet to be cheated on only a matter of time bro

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when’s ur shift nga

5 bro

Yo bro

I got a trial shift tmmrw at 12 im basically in

Nah her uncle is actually fun bro he swears and all this and is actually honest he’s the type of person you’d actually wanna walk with

alr bet

Bro try and Work there as well

ye i might

idk they might have enough people

and i don’t have any work experience so

but it’s fine

He said word for word he couldn’t give a dam about work experience

fr?

yeah maybe i should work there

when’s ur shift tmr 12pm?

actually shi i got tutoring tmr at 12 i can’t even go

10-12

Yeah shift is 12

U should

yeah i’ll see

i might have to move my tutoring idk tho

It’s a really such a nice restaurant as well

i’ll see what i can do

apparently u get free food or smth if the kitchen is still open if u wor

work

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Nah I’m gonna gobble steaks

wait why could u work today

Cause it was gonna get busy I reckon so they want to train me at a time when it’s less busy

oh r

what r u doing

waiter?

Yeah most likely it’s what’s I expected tbf

mr hutchinson goes there sometimes btw

Actuals?

yea

Like a regular customer?

i think so

Nah imagine mr marsh or mead pulls up

they probs will

it’s eastland

all the ncc people mainly live in like croydon nd wanrtina

nah it would actually be so fun working tgt

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Literally bro imagine me you and Elisavet working would be so fun

only if parinidhi works there too

Bro we are not running two mans at work

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the other co owner

not his uncle

is some ass hope apparently

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It’ll be fine the owner is some kind of guy you can rely on

her mum can probs drop u home asw bc u live in the same area as her so it’s chill

idk if she works there anymore tho

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What a cutie

Nah I can lowkey just catch train

But if she’s offering I ain’t saying no

oh yeah u live right next to station

nah apparently her mum drops a lot of people off usually too so it’s fine

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dyk who alex is

at 2 elements

Bro I was there for like ten minutes

lil bro got a job

You literally know how broke I am

idk if they need any more ppl but if they do then i’ll go maybe

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i’d rather u do it bc ik u need this job more than me

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Thanks bro

Should I tell Mitchell I got a trial shift?

idk he might get mad

I don’t want him to be like pissed or anything

go for it honestly idec

Cause didn’t he ask you as well or something

yeah

like a long time ago

he might get mad

I’ll find a way to like tell him

alr bet

bro i can take a bus to box hill station

and then go to eastland

or meet up w u at blackburn station

To go where? The restaurant

Wouldn’t Blackburn station be easier for you

bus stops near me take me to box hill

i have to walk like 15m to go to a bus stop that takes me to blackburn station

nc i’m on the edge of box hill

Yeah I reckon go box hill then

yea

also if i work there

i can soft launch her to my parents

Free food bro

and i’ll js say it’s a girl who works there and stuff

oh ye that too

Oh yeah and that

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actually w work

it’s better than kfc

What kind of a statement is that bro obviously

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bro my parents r saying to focus on school or some bs

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What did you tell them

i said roshan can get me a job there at his work and they said to focus on my school or smth

i’ll try to convince them

but i don’t wanna make it sound too sus

Say it’s like important for your development like waiters are mistreated and this is a way of being able to build perseverance

nga

Bro you gotta sell it

Parents only hear what they wanna hear literally down the line we’re gonna be acting like this as well bro

r u excited for work tmr

Very

Like bro I wasn’t joking when I said it’s a dream

lucky guy

Thanks bro seriously

all good bro

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‘oi btw tell roshan alex wont be in tmr for his shift only sam so it’s not the good ye’

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It’ll be fine bro can’t be that bad

r u hyped for the first shift

Yeah kinda nervous as well

it’ll be a chill shift dw

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Yeah hope so

the sweaty ones are at friday and sat nights

Yeah should be good to get around the ropes

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I reckon Sunday might as well

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Bro😭😭 I can’t even tell if it’s mr marsh or mr select

it’s selent

mr marsh is not built like that

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Bro these girls on the train were waving to me but I was too scared to approach

bro

where they bad

Kinda yeah

Both Asian

Bro it was lowkey kinda intense for my first time

what did u do

Wait tables clean tables serve water take orders

I basically got the job as well I’m pretty sure

2 elements

nah i feel bad

Yikes bro

Nah feel bad as well

what did u guys do in english

I mean Mitchell is kinda lazy tbh I feel he’d cut corners during work

bro this avi guy is so annoying js leave

yeah exactly

We was just doing some like bs copying down notes

Thankfully I could sit next to Nate

Yo bro me and Nate changed our names to our instagram handles

Oh yeah what did you wanna tell me

nga

it was that mitchell thing

Nah bro im literally like your girl im triple texting and everything

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bro i need some way to meet her like weekly

but it’s fine

I mean the loser part was a bit uncalled for

it’s bc

he used to complain a lot to her

about never getting girls and stuff

but he never would do anytning

? Why was he complaining to her like whats that gonna do bro

idek

this was 2 year ago

years

Ohh nah don’t tell him I said this but this has to be some sort of like cuck kink of staying loyal to grace

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does this look good

yeah ik

bro

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It does yeah

i literally already discussed all this with nate

guess who the chef was

Yeah why the fuck won’t he move on bro she doesn’t want him

it’s also so when a guy says to go for a girl

🫩

he can’t be bothered

so he js says he’s loyal

He hasn’t even asked out grace either right?

nah

This is literally one of those taking stages for 2 years

idt i’m gonna work at 2 elements

it’s not even a talking stage

they talk for a week every like 6 months

like not even in a romantic way

Huh

I mean sorta a talking stage but at the same time not

my parents and also i’m pretty sure i’d be a shit worker so i’m not risking losing aura infront of her family

Bro what does idt mean???

i don’t think

Ohh

after year 12 maybe

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Yeah for uni or something it’s a good option

I mean it’s not like you can go to school and pick her up

bro i’m not doing that

Nah imagine mr maslin or mr marsh asking why your back at school

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i’ll properly date when she’s lie

17 or 18

Wdym proper date bro you literally are proper dating

i’m als not cracking

i mean yeah

but ykwim

Take it at your own pace

Bro just say tell the public

roshan.m09 changed the theme to I heart you 💕

dyk when ur next shift is

Nah I haven’t been called back but bro when I was at the mall earlier I got 2 calls from a number and I’m super worried it’s work

js call them back

roshan.m09 changed the theme to Monochrome 🖤

Yeah I did but they wouldn’t pickup

what’s the number

there number is 03 smth

unless that’s his private number

Yeah that’s what I was worried about

yo wait

i think 2elements js called u

Bro just like please

o ye btw

First thing I’m doing tommorow afterschool is calling the number again

apparently all those workers ur gonna work with do drugs and stuff

apart from sam

As long as they don’t get me involved with that Its fine

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Is that vayun

yea

Does he have insta?

yeah

Oh yeah I do follow him

bro i’m never telling avi abt this stuf btw

idec

Even after yr 12

after year 1/ maybe

12

bro idk he’s like

u can’t talk to him if ykwim

Have you told adit?

he’s not real

nah

i would tell aditbut

he’d probs tell

avi

Yeah true you do you man obvs I won’t tell but yeah

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Nah I actually fell for that

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Real funny huh?

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Nah I’m joking but yeah

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Bro is that adit on the left

yea lmao

bro

Bro he looks so different

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????

bro idk someone is asking him some bs

he’s saying like all these combinations of drugs that kill u

I mean he isn’t wrong but bro just teach me my math

bro

who is roshan

I know right

Is that you with burst

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it’s fine

at least u cracked

Nah what’s with that wrist wrap

Bro watch your back tommorow

bro he punched mr njockd elbow

and fractured his

growth playe

He fractured his growth plates?

idek

life’s good

alr chill i’ll stop

You know hate turns into love at some point I can’t hate but say I’m not happy for you

But nah still watch your back bro

bro CHILL

Holy shit yikes bro made me spit out my water

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Yr7?

6

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bro WHERE IS TJE FOATEE

Pre goatee Roshan era

nathan’s cut was better

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I mean

This was like year 9 I’m pretty sure

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what happened to these guys

did u crack when u had a goatee

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No but I had some facial hair not as much as I did know but the moustache and some chin hair was there

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Bro the number keeps saying can’t take my call at the moment

tough luck

Bro did I get blocked or something

u didn’t bro

Then what could it be bro

idk maybe he’s busy

Maybe it’s a scam caller?

Can you ask yo girl

bro js ask her in the gc i cbb

Alr when they reply I will

they aren’t gonna reply to that js say it

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I know this the kinda shit you send

Yes let’s fucking go bro

And there’s more of the mishrantor to share around ladies one at a time Please

bro js please

Hmph 😡

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don’t tell roshi i told avi

i wan

don’t tell

tyler blevins

i told avi

Bro what

That makes no sense

don’t tell elisavet that i told avi

Yeah I didn’t plan on it

Yo bro

yeah

I know you regret telling him

i do

Yeah, I can see it in your eyes, bro

bro he’s gonna leak it

idc abt u guys talking abt it

ik he’s gona tell khushi or smth

Not if he’s gonna tell cause he just like continue the conversation or something, bro

I have my hands full right now, so I’m using the AI voice thing or whatever that shit

bro he’s legit gonna tell

and then it’s all gonna be over

bro don’t tell him all this sensitive tip stuff

No I was gonna be like I didn’t but I was gonna talk about her like the matching pyjama pants but then I realised I want to do that as well so I can’t clown you for that when I want someone to like cuddle with

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bro honestly

this mitchell guy glazes avi

like he switches up so hard

he was saying all this like i’m happy for you and sufff and how it was good

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then when he found out avi knew

he was like

this guy

and stuff

and making the face

Bro I will admit it was funny as fuck to clown you but bro it was all love

Nah I always join on the train when someone it’s getting clowned as payback bro I’m always getting clowned so when someone else is I gotta join in

But bro we both know why Mitchell was like switching up, bro he’s like jealous I reckon like you both have some super nice and genuine relationship and when compared to all of us it seems so much better you know like they can’t help but feel jealous like even I’ll admit bro I am genuinely happy for you but bro I also wanna just be loved behind all of us saying we just wanna crack and dip they all dam well want some girl to take out and love them back

i get it yeah

but its js annoying

this avi guy saying js to go crack and stuff

Bro he says that cause he’s scared to fall for someone after Antonia he doesn’t want it to end the same way

Mitchell says he only just wants to crack because he’s never had a girl before he’s scared and doesn’t know how to treat a girl that genuinely cares about him back and he’s worried he’ll mess up

her mum btw

ye

bro he’s js annoying

like he changes everyday

He’s nd as well bro he can’t help it

bro

WHO IS THIS TEACHER

I know bro this is actually so funny

She’s deadass a ai

bro

shes so clueless

i actually feel bad

whloe class is on ai

Were literally sharing answers and everything

yea she doesnt even care

Laughing our heads off

fr

bro i need ot take a piss

Bro why can’t we have teachers like this all the time

Nah im telling Mitchell all this

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than penis

Much worse

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Bro

r u home alone often

Sometimes yeah why

I can already smell what’s going on but bro what is it

what abt at night?

do u have nights where ur home alone?

bro i don’t need ur house

i js need an alibi

Yeah I guess

ur free to go goon

Huh

i’m thinking i can say it having a sleepover w u

but

i have a sleepover with

tyler

That’s very risky

why

i think it’s doable

Location checking as well as picking u up

location off

and they’ll come pick me up when i tell them to

the bus is right next to ur house

to her house

Bro at this point why don’t we have a actual sleep over

yeah honestly i might

r u down

i’ll go to her house at 6ish and come back at 11

and we can do wtv

Yeah just what are we gonna do bro there’s nothing to do

we’ll find smth trust

bro we don’t need smth to do

Bro no tv no pc no like anything

ITS FINE

we can js talk

Alr alr like later in the term tho

We can also go Blackburn square stock up on snacks and shit

yeah BET

Bro are you actually gonna come or just go with blevins and who’s gonna come

bro

get mitch too

it depends if i can sleepover

i might come at 11pm or 12am

What me you adit Avi Mitchell

BRO

JS ME MOTCH AND I

YOU

calm down not for blevins

Oh

what r u thinking

But like if we do a sleepover like why not just invite everybody

i’m coming to ur house at like 6 or 7 and then i’m dipping

and coming back late

avi and adit r gonna be annoying for a tyler blevins operation

bro listen

well do a fr

sleepover

this one is js for blevins

can u do it in like 2 weeks time

I’ll have to see alr

alr all g

Shit bro my mums coming back then

BRooOoOOoO

what abt next week

weekend

it’s fine if u can’t

it’s a big ask

I’ll see bro relax I gotta go to work soon

alr alr

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bro this is what i thought would happen with maslin

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Bro just finished work

My dad stopped me before I could order anything

feel bad

Nah but bro it was decent

Met all the people bro that guy what’s his name

He’s actually charming as fuck bro he got away with spilling sauce on someone and talked his way out of it

alex

Yeah him

Some girl don’t even know her name just like clocked on did nothing and left

maeve?

michelle?

Think so Michelle, Maeve is like Alex’s girlfriend

maeves side guy is alex

So Maeve is dating someone else?

Best I don’t get caught up in all that

But her mother us genuinely so sweet and kind

yea some zayne guy or smth

who’s

maeves?

Elizavet

I know I spelt it wrong

elisavet

it’s fine lmao

my bad abt today bro

Oh yikes the states they were giving eachother bro

Don’t even worry bro it’s not like I could control it or anything what’s happend has happened

But bro elisavet said your getting in trouble for that I’ll talk to marsh to get you out of jt

nah i’m not bro

i thought i was

i sent that dm

when u were outside

i thought ms james or smth was gonna pull up

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It’s fine bro it’s all good

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go to work lol bro

Bro I’m taking a shit

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i might her. some roses and stuff for her birthday

but idk where

Where what?

there’s a place near her house

for flowers

Bro yesterday her uncle was like pestering me for an image of you, he was joking tho

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And my shift finished at -/

I’d say that’s sweet is there anything you know that she especially likes?

geez louise

roses

and peonie lillie’s or smth

I mean I can secretly ask her next time at work

idk how to buy flowers tho i have to get it there

nga i already know

i can’t like

preorder if ykwim

and i have to use cash

cuz if i use card my parents r gonna see

Bro chill just trynna help

i’m jk chill

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True flowers are expensive

OH wait doesn’t Woolies self flowers??

they’re cheeks tho

i’m down to pay like max $100

True true, flower power or something

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what abt this

99$

That’s a really nice bouquet

i alr know they won’t even have it or smth

But bro not even joking if you want it to be even sweeter you can make one

Like have you seen those TikTok’s where they make em

like the paper ones?

I’ll literally help you with it

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i mean i could

Or out of legos or whatever

but idk where id hide them

my parents would see and then like ye

My place

i’ll tell my parents soon

oh yea

wait next friday do u think i can come to ur house for like 15m

not even 15m

like 30s

so i can say im chilling at ur house

like i legit need to go through the door and once they leave i can js go

Sure

alr alr bet

I’ll just tell my partners your picking up something

alr bet sack

and then either u or mitch can help me get the flowers or smth

i alr wrote her a note

wait ill show u it

bro don’t cook me tho

it’s corny

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Nah bro bro nah

i might get her a teddy bear thing too

Nah that’s actually beautiful no glaze but bro I read some of it actually Sweet if I was some girl I’d cry receiving that

thanks bro

Kinda cliche don’t you think

idk what that means

Sure

i wrote. abit of greek too but idk if it’s good

Like when you Imagine the average romance gift it’s always Teddie bear and flowers

hmmmmm mm

wait hear me out

What I’m saying is find a gift that matches her personality matches the way you feel about her

she said she rlly likes how i smell and how she always sleeps with my hoodie but then smell is wearing off so what if i get a teddy bear and put my cologne on it if ykwim

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

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Like bro there’s no wrong gifts or no wrong answers you choose what you want to give her

alr ill think abt to

it

Is it that stronger with you one

nah

it’s the

lattafa khamrah one

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The one u used to wear a the time

yep

Oh so now it’s exclusive for the lady huh

hopefully they have smth they can sell me at the flower place

bro js please

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Bro don’t tell the others but yesterday at work bro she was like pestering me with questions about our friendgroup

She doesn’t like Avi Mitchell

yea ik she doesn’t

bro why would i tell them lmao

bro it’s bc

she knows

they’re both like

horngoblins

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Yeah she knows all they want is to crack

Hmph and why are you saying I’m some romantic boy or somethign that all I want is just to love some girl 🫣😡

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bro it’s true

i said ur a loverboy

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and ur diff to avi and mitch

I literally am bro let me just cuddle up with some girl and watch anime bro 🙏

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Also bro I got invited to the smoke sessions as well

I’m not gonna bro I literally came to Melb to like escape it

by who

alex and stuff?

Alex and his sneaky yeah

yk they cracked

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Yeah me and elisavet were saying how can he be in a bad mood when je cracked yesterday

But bro this girl named Michelle kept eyeing me like there was something on my face literally hawking me Down before asking how old I was only to be met with dissapointment dam I’m really too hot bro they literally gotta nerf me you and Marlon

ohh yeah michelle

mitch was gonna go for her but he found out she smoked

smokes

Bro are you serious

Why does this always happen bro

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bro they’re legit all like ye

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Yeah elisavet told me each of them have at least like one major flaw

But bro I’ll find my girl in some libarary reading manga 🙏

bro

js get with

michelle

u can change her

Yeah no

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i started ts btw

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bro yk

i legit saved mitchell’s balls

like he wouldn’t be able to reproduce if it wasn’t for me

???

bro we were playing cricket and he used to never bring a box like it was a proper leather ball and one day i copped him one and gave it to him

and then he got hit right in the balls

but the box saved him

and he was on the ground

for like 10-15m

if he didn’t have that

When was this like last yr or something

Would he of actually gone infertile if it hit him with a proper leather

bro YES

start of the year

his halls would’ve been gone

he would’ve had to go to the hospital

like it was actually fast asw

bro he was legit in so much pain and he had a box on

if he didn’t

bro

Did he kiss you on the cheek to thank you?

nah

he dipped while holding is balls

What are the chances tho it’s like the butterfly effect or whatever they call it

Nah I think being infertile is like the worst curse ever like If I’m a adult trynna have kids and I can’t I’ll consider that shotgun

lmk by like friday or thursday next week if i can come to ur house for like 30s so i can go and meet her

and then i’ll probs get picked up outside ur house at like 3 or smth

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Yeha sure I’ll see

thanks bro

Or we can say we went Blackburn square

wait i should get flowers for saturday

bc i’m gonna meet her mum

Oh so that’s why they were so excited at work

were they?

Oh wait are you meeting her before work right

yeah

That’s why they wanted me to show a photo

But I didn’t all I said word for word is he’s a charming and handsome fella and one of my best buddies

alr alr thank you bro

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Bring something for her parents yeah even a small gift

Don’t do some like insane gift cause that’s basically asking for some marriage proposal

Happened to my brother

alr alr lmao

But nah if she really likes roses make it for her special day instead

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if i can come on saturday do u think u can come get the flowers with me it’s fine if u cant though being there is more than enough

I’ll have to see bro

alr all good

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bro

what

The class was literally dead silent and everyone looked at me like I killed someone

The only person that found it funny was mr marsh

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yo

am i all good to come at like 1130 or 12 on saturday to ‘drop off ur wallet’ and ten dip?

Nah you gotta eat my meat first

nga

alr lmao thanks bro

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wait can i try come at 11

u better be awake

i want as much time with yk who before work

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Yeah I’ll just sleep after you leave

alr

wait whA ur address

what’s

Unit 3/5 station street Blackburn

alr thanks

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alr thanks mate

All good

wait do ur parents know i got u the 2elements job

yeah i told them

did u say it was my gf or friends

said it was your girlfriend bro they dont really care anyways

alr lmao

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yo

buddy

i need some assistance with smth

Yeah what

can you buy me a gold necklace from harli and harper for lie 30-40 bucks mums soul i’ll pay u back the next day

tmr from eastland

I literally don’t have any money

it’s fine if u don’t got cash

wait

i’ll pay u

tmr

tmr at school

i’ll give u $50 to get a gold necklace

and see what u can get with that

I won’t be able to cause I got work straight after work bro

School I mean

when is work

harli and harper is at eastland

4pm till like ten

alr alr so u don’t thin u can get it before 4?

alr it’s fine then

thanks anyways

It’s all good wish I could be of more help man

hey

u better be there at 11am

or 1130

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ill lyk on the day

thanks man

I will shush boi

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